Breaking NEWS!!!! Kim Kardashian files for divorce from Kris Humphries just 72 days after fairytale wedding!!
In related news: Stock markets across the world crash! That old dude in Ohio predicts the end of the world again! A distraught US President Obama authorizes his defence secretary to declare Defcon 5 and holds his finger precariously over the nuke button, declaring there is no way the world can go on when two people so in love can't find a way to make it work.
What I want to know is -- what is the correct celebrity ettiquette? Does she have to return the $700 pure silver salad tongs?
Is it terrible that when I hear that song all I can think of is Zack and Kelly breaking up on Saved by the Bell?? Anyone else?
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