BREAKING OFFICE NEWS!!!!!

I called it!!! Didn't I call it.  See the post earlier today when I said officemate would leave at 3:00pm. 
She just announced she's leaving in 15 minutes because "I don't like the looks of it out there.  I can't imagine what it's like at home."

This is a picture of the view from outside my window. 
 

I'd like to provide some examples of things I'd rather share an office with...