"Can't-Stand-Ya"

~~ From the Seinfeld Episode - The Library (George's gym teacher mis-pronouncing Costanza)

GAH!!!!  Ready to tear my hair out here people!!!!  Officemate is actively SLURPING her lunch!  That's like the world's most annoying and cringe worthy sounds!
In fact ...here's a list of what gets my goat:

1. Aforementioned slurping!!! CAN'T STAND IT
2. Knuckle cracking -- weird since I used to do it
3. Nails on a chalkboard
4. Loud swallowing
5. Open mouth gum chewing - especially when its accompanied by the smell of said gum
6. Stupid comments -- for reference, please see previous posts of Shiz My Officemate Says.

Must crank volume to MAXIMUM on iPhone.