So officemate leaves the office and returns...in lycra spandex tank and biker shorts. In her usual, passive agressive way of trying to force some kind of comment out of me. It's an old game of hers. And most everyone in the office succumbs to it. But not me. I remained stone.
Now she’s back. Sniffing
and gasping and gulping audibly…while sitting in the office still in her gym
attire.
I know that this is a test of my nerves and will. I know that somewhere in the universe my
sanity is on trial.
Why else would I be forced to share an office with this
person. There’s some great meaning
behind my suffering.
This can’t be meaningless torment on my part. It can’t be!!!! On to fashion.....
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield
What the frock??!! Black widow and her latest kill? Emma Stone looks vampiric!!! Is this her haute look for the Paris premiere of the movie??? I'm baffled! He actually looks alive and she looks like his plastic life model decoy!!!
A close up of the nightmare. Looks an awful lot like this dress doesn't it that she wore to the 2012 Golden Globes.She really digs this silhouette and the sheer fabric.
I guess this stands for Kim and Kanye now...Konvenient :P
Dull, soul-less vacant expression. Minimal contact. Yup..it's got to be Kim and Kanye. Those crazy lovebirds can't get enough of each other. Strike that. I think Kim has finally had enough of the make-believe relationship. She's down to holding only one of Evil Kanyevil's fingers! I think she's tired of being second fiddle to the only other shameless fame whore on the planet. And no one told her her dress got caught in her waistband after she came out of the washroom.
Kristen Stewart
Ahhh...good ol' reliable Kristen. Looking like she rolled out of some metrosexual guy's bed and hour late and threw his suit on and ran off to the Sydney premiere of Snow White and the Huntsman.
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