"Let me show you...Derelicte! The fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make our wonderful city so unique!

~~ Will Ferrel as Jacobim Mugatu in Zoolander

Driving out of my quaint suburban neighborhood –  I see the young lady that I sometimes do walking.  She’s definitely a teenager so I imagine she’s on her way to school. I’m watching her cross the street in front of my car giggling to myself – her cut off denim shorts are so short that her giant black hobo purse makes it look like she’s not wearing any pants. :D  I was joking…apparently she was not.   

Her shorts were so short in fact that her butt cheeks were hanging out.  She would probably have the full thong effect if she dared to sit down.  I was so shocked.  I was going to yell out my car window to her – but I’m quite certain she knew.  I see your Asian card girlie and I raise you a Have Some Self Respect Card!!!

Not cool.  I imagine she waited till her parents were out of the house before going out dressed like that. There is officially no hope for the future.  Of course you see the creatures with their bits and pieces hanging out all over this city – they’re usually mature women who think they’re all that and a bag of chips and are strutting around on full display. But this is a child – innocence left behind wherever the rest of her shorts were.  I’m still shaking my head.

  Get to work and there’s a visitor ( I HOPE!!) walking around in acid wash jeans with the backside so full of holes...

it makes Swiss cheese  look like Gouda!

                                                                                                                                                                             (see what I did there? ;)   

I get the impression this wasn’t a style…these are literally her favourite jeans and she’s proud to say she’s had them since highschool and she’s going to be married and buried in those jeans. I recommend skipping a step and just burying those jeans!!!