"You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses"

~~ Steve Buscemi as Mr. Pink in Reservoir Dogs

I think I can hear the little strings playing for me in this post.....



Soothes dry, irritated tired eyes due to:

• Dust

• Pollen

• Pet Allergies

• Officemate insisting on keeping the overhead light on as the sun blazes through our window

*sigh*

These are the conditions I usually work in



Just counting the milliseconds until she leaves for the day and I have the place to myself...

Side bar: DAMN I'm a crotchety, miserable old, b*tch!  She hasn't even done anything annoying today. Well she did do her sing-songy "Good morning! How are you?"  to me this morning which really pissed me off.
DAMN!!!!  I'm starting to hate myself! :\