"Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part"

~~ by Author, David Brent (if Google is to be believed...)

November is fast becoming the month of the post!!!!!  And it seems to be veering away from random admin stuff and rapidly towards a total B#tchfest!!!  Allow me to add a bit of both to this post.

Dear You Know Who You Are,
Thanks for the no notice, brain frying, eye drying, tedious, reams of data entry.  And the yesterday deadline!
You're damn lucky I type fast and I expect some major props for this!! >:(
Oh who am I kidding?  I'll accept a random thank you email 6 days from now!

Now on to Shiz my Officemate Says/Does

So I'm in no mood for anything this morning (what else is new) so I blow in, put away my stuff and go straight to work.  I've got a good 12-15 inch stack of folders and papers on my desk to sort through, (unintentionally) blocking my office supplies.  Office paperweight walks across the office, to take my tape for whatever she's doing. WTF????  Not even a "do you mind if I borrow this?" The words were out of my mouth before I knew I was saying anything...
Me: "Why don't you just keep it and I'll get another one"
Paperweight: "Oh I'll just go down the hall later and get my own."

This has been happening more frequently for weeks now.  Just rolls over, startling me and taking my stuff.  Tape, stapler, pens, ruler, scissors, kleenex -- basic admin office supplies.  Supplies, as an admin,  YOU SHOULD ALREADY HAVE!!!!

An hour later I start searching for my ruler...and where should I find it? On paperweight's desk of course.   Most likely lifted it before I came in to work, used it, and after the tape comment couldn't even tell me where it was before leaving the office for a good half hour????!!!!

I'm going to lock all my shiz in my desk every night!!!!!