"Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed as a bat gets all my press? This town needs an enema!"

~~Jack Nicholson as the Joker, in Batman

And can someone else tell me what kind of a world we live in where this is considered chic?
It's ill fitting, the white completely washes her out and the weird cut outs and draping along with the polka dots?  It's too much!  However, it does qualify as a contestant in our latest game....

Who wears it better???

Emma Stone                                                                          ...... or this Dalmation?

   

Okay, I need to get off my can and do a spotlight on Evan Rachel Wood.  A lot of recent hits and almost as many misses. 
After seeing this latest offering I've concluded....she hired a new stylist who occassionally likes to make fun of her.  Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...Exhibit A:
   I rest my case.

 But if you're still not convinced...here's an "orgy of evidence" (what?? I heard it in Minority Report!  Get your minds out of the gutter!)
 
 
Raise your hand if you like most of it but are still confused.

"You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone."

~~ Narrator, The Twilight Zone


In weird goings-on...

A man filming the electrical panel on C1. With a video camera. Accompanied by a maintenance staff member, so sanctioned but still strange.


In even weirder news...

There is only one explanation for this:

















I was obviously the first to vote. However I will pretend for the moment that everyone finally sees how ridiculous she is.


In not-so-surprising news...

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"Wardrobe malfunction is a euphemism for accidental exposure of intimate parts. It is different from flashing..."

~~ Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia



Near wardrobe malfunction: it can happen to the best of us...

...even fashionista admins! I was at the cashier in an outfit something like this:



As I finished up and headed out, I felt a breeze. Sure enough 2 (or maybe 3, I've repressed) of the bottom buttons on my dress had sprung free leaving me nearly exposed! With a strategic placement of my cheque receipt, nimble fingers and a quick stop in the ladies room I was good as new. And that, my friend, is what we call recovery. Thank you.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages....!"

~~ Any garden variety Ringmaster

That's right!!! The circus is in town!!!

Come marvel at the 40 year old woman who dresses like a 14 year old!  See the granny boots, paired with a pencil skirt to the knee and and trendy patterned tights inspired by an old English tapestry.  Marvel at the grey capelet sweater and the white rose hair pins holding back her center parted bangs.

Step right up and see the Cowardly Court Jester!  Cowardly because she wore the shortest, faded, cut off jean shorts she could find under her purple shirt dress with sheer lace detailing over the shoulders.  Put on your glasses kids and take another look!  She's paired said partially sheer purple shirt dress, with a neon yellow "belt", brown, Oxford granny booties, a white bra, a bright blue tank top (both peeking out from under the sheer purple lace) and the best part -- bi-coloured pantyhose!! That's right!  One leg acid green and the other leg neon blue!  And yes...their semi-opaque -- hence the cut of shorts that are completely covered by the shirt dress until she sat down!

Ladies and gentlemen behold our strong man!  He has to be if he managed to button his shirt which is so damn tight over his belly,  it's giving him the most amazing posture!!!! 

Come visit our breezeway and don't be fooled -- that's not an unfolded circus tent with an entrance and an exit!  It's our old fortune teller and vendor of questionable wear.  And those are intentional openings in the back showing off her overtanned and wrinkled physique and black bra strap!
Step right up!  Five dollars gives you a chance to guess what synthetic material the stuff she's selling is made of!!!

Sighting!!
Ho-monid Maximus and Glamazon!!
What a rare treat!  Glamazon was actually not looking bad...but given her track record I immediately tend to dislike anything she was wearing.  Yesterday it was a below the knee black pencil skirt, an all over blue, white and green pattern -- very organic and not overbearing. The problem -- it was that stretchy almost hosery type material and had a demi-high neck.
And Ho-monid Maximus stayed true to form.  Wearing painted on black tights as pants, hooker heels, and some kind of clingy black top that terminated that the waist line of the tights and pants.  But the BEST was her accessory of choice.  Some kind of red, patent leather, holster inspired creation.  I only saw it from the back but it was made up of blood red, shiny "leather", about 3/4" wide straps.  One down the center of her back, connected to a belt. I imagine there was a similar vertical strap going down the front providing a border between her warring boobs!  Extremely similar to this accessory!!!!!!  Gah!!!  There's no limit to this womans endless parade of inappropriate work attire!!!

Holy Cow, Batman!

~~Burt Ward as Robin the the Batman Television Series

Yes faithful reader it's been a while.  Thank the stars I have Buffy to keep this thing going. 

And Buffy...I think I need to disagree with you on the Kate Winslet profile.  I do not like her looks of late.  You know me…I hate, hate, HATE exposed zippers.  And one running right down your backside?  My first thought was that she’d unzip it and split herself into two people…or that the aliens controlling this robot would pop out and make a break for it.

And then I saw the white dress debacle!!!  Generally the supportive undergarments are sewn INTO the dress.  She’s got to pose with her back arched all day so as not to destroy the illusion that her mom boobs are actually still that high.

I am all for her pouring herself into her skin tight dresses – she’s got it flaunt it. And she does flaunt it in a non-Kim Kardashian Man Hunter kind of way.   I just wish it was with better dresses.  And really Stella McCartney – what the frock!!!  You’ve been dressing Winslet in these things for a while now!!  This contraption comes to mind….

Give it a rest already!!!

Now onto B*tch Stole My Celebrity vs. Runway Look and Nicole Sure-It’s-Her

It’s okay, Nicki.  You don’t have to look so pissed.  Just as soon as they’re done the shoot you can stop starving yourself.  There’s a Saltine and a Dixie cup of water at the craft services table for you.

"Look at the four of us! We are so like the Sex and the City girls!"

~~ Sacha Baron Cohen, as Bruno in Bruno

Spotted: (by a friend of the blog) Di-Man at the CNE with a female. No description of said lady friend. He was allegedly wearing a white button-down, open, and denim shorts. Tried to tail him for more info but he had disappeared into the night. *shakes fist* Di-Maaaaaaaaaan!

"I'll never let go. I'll never let go, Jack."

~~ Kate Winslet, as Rose in Titanic


The Admin Diaries presents: A Post Devoted to Kate Winslet

Ok so remember this situation....?

We now have a view of the back. Which, despite the terrible pose she's caught in here, is an improvement from the front. Younger, at least. And I have to concede that I saw a shot of the shoes from the side and they looked Great! They still look terrible head-on.

And now it's time for, B*tch Stole My Celebrity vs Runway!


The object of our examination is this Stella McCartney F2011 dress, seen here on the runway. Obviously the fit is not great on this model...she's got a little Kardashian thing happening there.



















We have Nicole Scherzinger wearing said dress on the cover of InStyle UK and Kate Winslet in Venice a couple days ago. I am not a fan of what's happening with this dress in the boob* area, but I must say that Kate is rocking it! This dress definitely needs some curves! On Nicole, it's looking a little sad. And can I say again how much better Kate looks with a fringe than with her hall all slicked back?!

(*I am never really a fan of a highlighted boob. But here, if that seam is supposed to sit UNDER the breasts....whose breasts are that high?? Ok, it only looks high up in Kate's version but I wonder why they did that)

The first picture I saw of this dress was at an angle, something like this:



...and it totally freaked me out. It looked like half her body was missing!



Kontroversy...

Looks like our thoughts on Kate Winslet's face are finally hitting others. Although they're not focusing on the weird pulling around the eyes. I feel a little bitter that they are going to get the credit for spotting this! Oh well...Let the debate rage!

See also:
dramarama
lainey gossip

"Oh now, Debra, don't be bitter, surely with your...brand new neo-nazi boot camp makeover the boys will come a-runnin'."

~~ Renee Zellweger as Gina in Empire Records

Breaking News...

Our boy Taylor Kitsch (yeah he's ours now) has undergone a dramatic makeover.

Verdict: I don't like it! And this is coming from me - I love a man with short hair, the shorter the better. But obviously his sexiness was trapped in his hair because with the new look he's just...meh. Let's hope he brings back the locks.

In other news....

Have you seen this new snack?


I hadn't heard of it, but tried one on the weekend.

Verdict: AH-Mazing!! Freakin good. I suggest you run out and buy. Bonus: low fat content! And a tip - don't try heating them up. It doesn't work out...

In other other news...

New employee at our local Tim's. Seems friendly. They'll knock that out of her. Our favourite "Lady!" made tea in a whole new way this morning....a full cup of water then the tea bag, no stir. It's not like the tea bag really needs to steep in the water anyways. That's just an old wives' tale.

"What makes you think I'm not interested in fashion?"

~~ Anne Hathaway as Andy Sachs in The Devil Wears Prada

Blind item:
What "admin assistant" (can't say that seriously) was spotted today wearing brown tights-as-pants, spike heels, skin-tight white t-shirt (coming only to the waistband of said tights-as-pants) and cropped, skin-tight orange short-sleeved cardigan? Hint: She had a phone glued to her ear and a particular "swagger".

"I'll have what she's having."

~~ restaurant customer in When Harry Met Sally

TGIF! But the real acronym for the day is WTF... Here are my wtf moments for the day:

#1: Lisa Bonet resurfaces
And is with that big Conan guy? And has not aged a single day. Damn her! But seriously, doesn't everyone in this picture look around the same age? Kinda like siblings?




#2: More Catwoman updates
I'm sorry, there is nothing Catwoman-y here. Mission:Impossible? Cyclops? Sure. I hope this gets better.




#3: Lacey Schwimmer is not actually playing a superhero...in anything
Which leaves me with absolutely no explanation for this getup. Is she joining the WWE? Maybe that's it...




#4: Kim Kardashian does the impossible, leaves me speechless...





And now it's time for our favourite segment: Celebrity versus Runway!!

Would we EVER have guessed this was a runway look? Cutouts aside, this dress doesn't have anywhere near the raunch factor Ciara gives it.



THIS is how you steal a runway look my friends! The changes in the styling are fairly subtle but make a big difference. Both women look incredible (I kind of want this dress...) I would wear it either way.

"I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal."

~~ Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman

Tightpants spotting! Minus any tight pants. Note to self: Thursdays, noon, patio.

"Oooh! Somebody stop me!"

~~ Jim Carrey, The Mask

Since Buffy left all her makeup at home today, she is locked away in her office avoiding most human contact. So no visits with the real world regulars today, my friends.

That being said, this past weekend was host to a minor "red carpet" event with a big celebrity draw: the Teen Choice Awards. What timing for Mrs. Hemsworth to be away! Hunker down cuz this is going to be a long one...

Exhibit A: Kat Graham (I still don't know who she is...)




Check the neckline - another sad case of inappropriate attempted nude-ity! On the bright side, we can finally rest easy knowing what happened to the tail from Leona Lewis' horse friend.

And back to the nudity.... Yikes!




Oh hey, did you hear Kim Kardashian is getting married? (*groan*) From the waist up she totally looks like she just came from a run-through of her wedding hair and makeup. BTW, who is this makeup artist she has who can’t conceal her undereye bags with something that matches the rest of her face?? Fired!



Here she is with her sisters. I’m not really sure what to say about this mashup of looks… Clearly the younger K on the left is the prize pupil, mastering the arts of inappropriate cutouts, scary eye makeup and the death stare. The one on the right needs to shape up.

I can’t even touch Khloe the Harlequin cover model over on the left.



Speaking of models, Ummmm Tyra....Silk Spectre wants her wardrobe back. (Quick! Who would win this chick fight??)



Yellow appeared to be the colour of the night. Notice how nicely it complements the orange in the skin:




Now I'd like to pause for a moment of pretty.............



Ahhhh. Like a breath of fresh air isn't she?

I may take some heat on this one but I'm actually digging Avril's look (Although she desperately needs to go back to dark hair). Still with an edge but a little more grown up.

And finally….my most improved player for the evening. Well, it’s a tie. Here’s to Taylor Swift for finally doing something different, but not so drastic that it seems out of character. Not over the moon about the dress but it’s definitely less frock-y and kudos on the hair.

And points to Blake Lively for finally wearing an appropriate hemline and looking great doing it. Isn’t this much sexier? And thank goodness she’s blonde again!

"So let it be written, so let it be done"

~~ Yul Brenner, as Rameses in the Ten Commandments

Yes fan (I did want to say fans but who am I kidding), I have handed over the reigns to the Admin Diaires to Buffy -- often implicated...never duplicated.
Welcome to the blog Buffy.  Behold...the mantle of leadership.....

(courtesy of touregypt.net)
Which translates into this in our day and age....


Blog on Buffy...Blog on!

"I'm Buffy. I'm new."

~~ Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy Summers, Episode 1: Welcome to the Hellmouth

As Mrs. Hemsworth prepares for one - or possibly two! - weeks of summer vacation I prepare to take over this blog. Maybe this will inspire me to contribute to my actual work blog which hasn't been updated in 3 months (oopsie...). Anyway, now that I've got my feet wet - let the games begin!