Monday, 14 November 2011

"Oh you don't know what's good for bad!"

~~  Will Ferrel as Megamind

Letters from the Admin...

Dear Random lady in hallway,
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...courtesy of your red velvet shoes and matching red sweater.  Is there an office party I don't know about.  I must have missed the memo and you must have missed the 80's by a few decades.  Please give me a few more weeks of downtime...I'm still recovering from Hallowe'en.

Dear Coughy McCoughsalot on the bus,
Robitussin.  Know about it.

Dear Officemate,
At this time I'd like to quote the Fine Young Cannibals -- She drives me crazy!  Like no one can! 


Now...on to something we here at the Diaries like to call...

SEPARATED AT BIRTH!!

Fraternal twins perhaps??? 



Wednesday, 9 November 2011

"The orchestral performance is a purely top notch audiophilic experience"

~~ Review: The Greatest Video Game Music (Album) by Andrew Galbraith, Video Game Industry Examiner (http://www.examiner.com/video-game-industry-in-national/review-the-greatest-video-game-music-album-review)

That pretty much sums it up people!!!  I am in LOVE with this album.  Thanks for tuning me in Buffy. 

FAVOURITE SONG!!! Battlefield 2.  Makes me want to storm a hidden bunker on some alien planet somewhere!!!!

Monday, 7 November 2011

"That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets."

~~ Damian in Mean Girls



Ok, maybe it's the sunshine and the golden leaves outside my window, but I am feeling the positive vibes today. So I'm leaving the inner meangirl behind and sharing some things I am loving right now:


1. Eva Longoria's Dress

Let's forget for a moment the ridiculous shoes. This dress is adorable. This is what a shirt dress should look like - not a long limpy shirt that you just threw a belt around. Love the rolled up sleeve, the kick in the skirt and the perfect length.





















2. Heidi's Kicks

Cuz seriously, does your mom wear Supras?


























3. Gaga's Pants

As far as an orange, wide-leg pant goes, it won't get any better than this. The fit is perfect. And while I prefer a glimpse of pointy toe with a wide-leg pant, I like that these skim a little off the ground so you can at least tell there is a shoe there.

P.s. Is that guy in grey to the right in her entourage? Because it looks like she plucked him and her parasol out of a painting. And by "a painting" I actually mean Georges Seurat's A Sunday on La Grande Jatte (see below)















*Update: Funny enough, look what I stumbled across on the interwebs today:
















The cast of the Office recreating said painting! Fun!

Thursday, 3 November 2011

"This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it. Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now? Feh!"

~~ Edna Mode from The Incredibles

Back to basics faithful reader.  Though we segue from fashion from time to time, this blog was founded on it.
Therefore...it's time to play...

Celebrity vs. Runway - Who wore it better

Anne Hathaway
Mrs. Hemsworth - I think the colour washes her out and I actually prefer it without the modesty panel in the skirt. I give it to the Runway.  Buffy??

Buffy -




Sarah Jessica Parker

Mrs. H - Line backer pose notwithstanding...I give it to Sarah. She's filling it out better and I prefer the skirt more opaque and without the slit.  I will give props for the model's styling - I prefer her shoes and belt and the fact that her hair is back so we get the full affect of the purple lame top.

B --





Side bar:  You know your shoes are too high when....
 Geez!!! She's going to burst a vessel in her foot from the strain!!!


Jessica Biel

Mrs. H - I am a fan of drama and this dress has it in spades...on the Runway.  The sleeves are fuller and the belt is ornate.  I love it.  I think Jessica toned it down too much.  It's couture for a reason!!!!  If you can't take the glam...stick to ready to wear.  Buffy? Do you agree?

B -


Maggie Gyllenhall

Mrs. H - Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!  Oh boy...I needed this.  Runway!  Hands down.  Maggie's crazy style never ceases to amuse.  A hobo suit indeed!!  Meaning absolutely no offence to her body type -- It doesn't flatter her at all. She's too busty and it's throwing off the print.  On the Runway it looks great! If I was the body type of that model I'd wear it in a heartbeat.  And Maggies styling??!!  The tights...the shoes!  It totally weighs down this light and mildly whimsical look.

B -



Abigail Breslin

Mrs. H - This is a toughy!  I'm going to say neither!  Where I applaud the teen for trying a bright colour we have the bust problem again and the flat chested model is pulling the jacket off better.  Further, the outfit seems too mature for her and I'm not a fan of her shoes.  The model's styling is weird! I hate the bag and shoes though I get where they're coming from.  It's just too bright for my taste.  Buffy?  Are you up for some lemon sherbet?

B --



Ashley Greene

Mrs. H - Perhaps its the seated pose but again!...The bust!!!  1 Point to the flat chested model.  I think the colour on the beachy blonde works better --score 2.  And hair and make up?  Two more points for the Runway -- the loose style and light shades are a better completment than Ashley's severe hair and dark eyes and lips.  Runway is the clear winner!

B --




Gemma Arterton

Mrs. Hemsworth -- Oh Gemma.  Not again.  It's like she's never gotten over playing the demi-god Io in Clash of the Titans or the princess in Prince of Persia.  She appears to be a fan of the white, Grecian look  But this jumpsuit and her styling make her body look disproportionally bigger than her head and I am not a fan of jumpsuits on anyone so -- Neither for me.

Buffy --
 


Let it go Gemma...we've been there seen that bare shoulder(s), drapy, look on you before!
   What? It's my blog I can cheat if I want to!

How am I supposed to live without you...."

~~ song by Michael Bolton




Breaking NEWS!!!!  Kim Kardashian files for divorce from Kris Humphries just 72 days after fairytale wedding!!

In related news:  Stock markets across the world crash! That old dude in Ohio predicts the end of the world again!  A distraught US President Obama authorizes his defence secretary to declare Defcon 5 and holds his finger precariously over the nuke button, declaring there is no way the world can go on when two people so in love can't find a way to make it work.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage: Mistake or Fake?
What I want to know is -- what is the correct celebrity ettiquette?  Does she have to return the $700 pure silver salad tongs?

Friday, 21 October 2011

"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!"

~~ Will Farrell as Jacobim Mugatu in Zoolander

So do I Jacobim, so do I...

  KATE BOSWORTH photo | Kate Bosworth
 

Thursday, 6 October 2011

"Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed as a bat gets all my press? This town needs an enema!"

~~Jack Nicholson as the Joker, in Batman

And can someone else tell me what kind of a world we live in where this is considered chic?
It's ill fitting, the white completely washes her out and the weird cut outs and draping along with the polka dots?  It's too much!  However, it does qualify as a contestant in our latest game....

Who wears it better???

Emma Stone                                                                          ...... or this Dalmation?

EMMA STONE photo | Emma Stone   

Okay, I need to get off my can and do a spotlight on Evan Rachel Wood.  A lot of recent hits and almost as many misses. 
After seeing this latest offering I've concluded....she hired a new stylist who occassionally likes to make fun of her.  Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...Exhibit A:
EVAN RACHEL WOOD photo | Evan Rachel Wood   I rest my case.

 But if you're still not convinced...here's an "orgy of evidence" (what?? I heard it in Minority Report!  Get your minds out of the gutter!)
evan rachel 2011 
evan rachel wood white suit 
Raise your hand if you like most of it but are still confused.

Monday, 3 October 2011

"You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone."

~~ Narrator, The Twilight Zone


In weird goings-on...

A man filming the electrical panel on C1. With a video camera. Accompanied by a maintenance staff member, so sanctioned but still strange.


In even weirder news...

There is only one explanation for this:

















I was obviously the first to vote. However I will pretend for the moment that everyone finally sees how ridiculous she is.


In not-so-surprising news...


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