Friday 22 July 2011

"As God is my witness...I'll never go hungry again!"...

~~Vivien Leigh as Scarlett O'Hara in Gone With the Wind

Too bad there were no Tim Horton's on Tara.....Mmmmm Extra large triple, triple and an Apple Fritter! :)

I've been cut loose again today.  Buffy's taking a long weekend.  That leaves me -- in the needy, co-dependent, whiny, self indulgent, diva lyrics of Celine Dion -- All By Myself.
So I actually watched this video from start to finish and there are a lot of parallels between myself and Celine.  I've been known to stare moodily/accusingly/longingly at my monitor, hugging myself too sometimes.

Don't wanna be all by yourself anymore, Celine?  Here's a tip -- get over yourself!  Stop incessantly admiring yourself in your mirror, stop yelling at everyone (or is that singing) and get out there and see the world.  Join a gym...take a pottery class...something!   

Hm?  What's that?  She's uh...she's head lining her own show at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas and making more money in one year then I could count in a lifetime?  Oh...good for her then.

Moving on.....
People.com of late has taken to using the word "frock" excessively.  When I hear the word frock I think of it as an old British term.  So I think its okay for our friends across the pond to use it nowadays but to the good people at People -- knock it off!  I think I'm going to take it over and use it as an expletive and adjective for fashion.  To that end I call this segment....

WTFrock!  (All images courtesy of People.com)

Observe Sarah Michelle Gellar at Comic Con.  The "original" Buffy looking frockin' good! I love the touch of dom in the sandals.  Definitely giving the fan-boys something to drool over.
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR photo | Sarah Michelle Gellar

Also at Comic Con....
Twilight stars Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed -- or for you Twi Hards out there Alice and Rosalie

Ashley Greene
ASHLEY GREENE photo | Ashley Greene 
I don't know...seems too frockin sweet? And with a nude shoe??!! Now I'm seeing RED

Nikki Reed
NIKKI REED photo | Nikki Reed
 What the frock?? Where's the rest of it?


Amanda Seyfried   
AMANDA SEYFRIED photo | Amanda Seyfried     
Not crazy about the asymmetrical hem or the shoes.  And why is she frockin staring at the camera like she's the shiznit? She's there because of Red Riding Hood!!  Did she even see the movie?  I don't think anyone else did.
                                           
Charlize Theron    
CHARLIZE THERON photo | Charlize Theron
Frockin wench stealing my man Ryan and ... I mean...whatever...she looks okay....

Katharine McPhee
KATHARINE MCPHEE photo | Katharine McPhee
What the frock is she doing at Comic Con? Umm...I like the colour...but that's about it.