"Wardrobe malfunction is a euphemism for accidental exposure of intimate parts. It is different from flashing..."

~~ Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia



Near wardrobe malfunction: it can happen to the best of us...

...even fashionista admins! I was at the cashier in an outfit something like this:



As I finished up and headed out, I felt a breeze. Sure enough 2 (or maybe 3, I've repressed) of the bottom buttons on my dress had sprung free leaving me nearly exposed! With a strategic placement of my cheque receipt, nimble fingers and a quick stop in the ladies room I was good as new. And that, my friend, is what we call recovery. Thank you.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages....!"

~~ Any garden variety Ringmaster

That's right!!! The circus is in town!!!

Come marvel at the 40 year old woman who dresses like a 14 year old!  See the granny boots, paired with a pencil skirt to the knee and and trendy patterned tights inspired by an old English tapestry.  Marvel at the grey capelet sweater and the white rose hair pins holding back her center parted bangs.

Step right up and see the Cowardly Court Jester!  Cowardly because she wore the shortest, faded, cut off jean shorts she could find under her purple shirt dress with sheer lace detailing over the shoulders.  Put on your glasses kids and take another look!  She's paired said partially sheer purple shirt dress, with a neon yellow "belt", brown, Oxford granny booties, a white bra, a bright blue tank top (both peeking out from under the sheer purple lace) and the best part -- bi-coloured pantyhose!! That's right!  One leg acid green and the other leg neon blue!  And yes...their semi-opaque -- hence the cut of shorts that are completely covered by the shirt dress until she sat down!

Ladies and gentlemen behold our strong man!  He has to be if he managed to button his shirt which is so damn tight over his belly,  it's giving him the most amazing posture!!!! 

Come visit our breezeway and don't be fooled -- that's not an unfolded circus tent with an entrance and an exit!  It's our old fortune teller and vendor of questionable wear.  And those are intentional openings in the back showing off her overtanned and wrinkled physique and black bra strap!
Step right up!  Five dollars gives you a chance to guess what synthetic material the stuff she's selling is made of!!!

Sighting!!
Ho-monid Maximus and Glamazon!!
What a rare treat!  Glamazon was actually not looking bad...but given her track record I immediately tend to dislike anything she was wearing.  Yesterday it was a below the knee black pencil skirt, an all over blue, white and green pattern -- very organic and not overbearing. The problem -- it was that stretchy almost hosery type material and had a demi-high neck.
And Ho-monid Maximus stayed true to form.  Wearing painted on black tights as pants, hooker heels, and some kind of clingy black top that terminated that the waist line of the tights and pants.  But the BEST was her accessory of choice.  Some kind of red, patent leather, holster inspired creation.  I only saw it from the back but it was made up of blood red, shiny "leather", about 3/4" wide straps.  One down the center of her back, connected to a belt. I imagine there was a similar vertical strap going down the front providing a border between her warring boobs!  Extremely similar to this accessory!!!!!!  Gah!!!  There's no limit to this womans endless parade of inappropriate work attire!!!

Holy Cow, Batman!

~~Burt Ward as Robin the the Batman Television Series

Yes faithful reader it's been a while.  Thank the stars I have Buffy to keep this thing going. 

And Buffy...I think I need to disagree with you on the Kate Winslet profile.  I do not like her looks of late.  You know me…I hate, hate, HATE exposed zippers.  And one running right down your backside?  My first thought was that she’d unzip it and split herself into two people…or that the aliens controlling this robot would pop out and make a break for it.

And then I saw the white dress debacle!!!  Generally the supportive undergarments are sewn INTO the dress.  She’s got to pose with her back arched all day so as not to destroy the illusion that her mom boobs are actually still that high.

I am all for her pouring herself into her skin tight dresses – she’s got it flaunt it. And she does flaunt it in a non-Kim Kardashian Man Hunter kind of way.   I just wish it was with better dresses.  And really Stella McCartney – what the frock!!!  You’ve been dressing Winslet in these things for a while now!!  This contraption comes to mind….

Give it a rest already!!!

Now onto B*tch Stole My Celebrity vs. Runway Look and Nicole Sure-It’s-Her

It’s okay, Nicki.  You don’t have to look so pissed.  Just as soon as they’re done the shoot you can stop starving yourself.  There’s a Saltine and a Dixie cup of water at the craft services table for you.

"Look at the four of us! We are so like the Sex and the City girls!"

~~ Sacha Baron Cohen, as Bruno in Bruno

Spotted: (by a friend of the blog) Di-Man at the CNE with a female. No description of said lady friend. He was allegedly wearing a white button-down, open, and denim shorts. Tried to tail him for more info but he had disappeared into the night. *shakes fist* Di-Maaaaaaaaaan!

"I'll never let go. I'll never let go, Jack."

~~ Kate Winslet, as Rose in Titanic


The Admin Diaries presents: A Post Devoted to Kate Winslet

Ok so remember this situation....?

We now have a view of the back. Which, despite the terrible pose she's caught in here, is an improvement from the front. Younger, at least. And I have to concede that I saw a shot of the shoes from the side and they looked Great! They still look terrible head-on.

And now it's time for, B*tch Stole My Celebrity vs Runway!


The object of our examination is this Stella McCartney F2011 dress, seen here on the runway. Obviously the fit is not great on this model...she's got a little Kardashian thing happening there.



















We have Nicole Scherzinger wearing said dress on the cover of InStyle UK and Kate Winslet in Venice a couple days ago. I am not a fan of what's happening with this dress in the boob* area, but I must say that Kate is rocking it! This dress definitely needs some curves! On Nicole, it's looking a little sad. And can I say again how much better Kate looks with a fringe than with her hall all slicked back?!

(*I am never really a fan of a highlighted boob. But here, if that seam is supposed to sit UNDER the breasts....whose breasts are that high?? Ok, it only looks high up in Kate's version but I wonder why they did that)

The first picture I saw of this dress was at an angle, something like this:



...and it totally freaked me out. It looked like half her body was missing!



Kontroversy...

Looks like our thoughts on Kate Winslet's face are finally hitting others. Although they're not focusing on the weird pulling around the eyes. I feel a little bitter that they are going to get the credit for spotting this! Oh well...Let the debate rage!

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