Spotted with my own eyes: The Walker made to giggle - GIGGLE - by this man:Colour me completely confused.
Wednesday 27 June 2012
"Hi Everybody!"
~ The Simpsons
Spotted with my own eyes: The Walker made to giggle - GIGGLE - by this man:
Colour me completely confused.
Spotted with my own eyes: The Walker made to giggle - GIGGLE - by this man:Colour me completely confused.
Monday 25 June 2012
Remember the Time
~~ song by the late Michael Jackson
Where were you three years ago today? I was at work when I heard the news that Michael Jackson was dead. I didn't believe it. Right up to his televised memorial tribute in the Staples Centre in L.A. I didn't believe it. I figured like Elvis, Princess Diana and Tupac -- he faked his death to get some piece and quiet.
Alas, it is true and I would say tragic. I heard someone say once "where were all these people when the person was alive? When they needed help. When they could have been helped?" Good question. In MJ's inner circle it was no surprise I'm all melancholy today because I watched a documentary about MJ last night. It focused mostly on his music -- on his talent, his theatrics, on his album sales, his music videos and all the music industry and world wide records he broke.
I can't name a single artist today who I would lay the mantle of the "next Michael Jackson" on. Seriously, with his death came the end of an era. 30+ years after he started his music career you can still listen to his music and enjoy it! It's timeless! Here's to you Michael Jackson!
Where were you three years ago today? I was at work when I heard the news that Michael Jackson was dead. I didn't believe it. Right up to his televised memorial tribute in the Staples Centre in L.A. I didn't believe it. I figured like Elvis, Princess Diana and Tupac -- he faked his death to get some piece and quiet.
Alas, it is true and I would say tragic. I heard someone say once "where were all these people when the person was alive? When they needed help. When they could have been helped?" Good question. In MJ's inner circle it was no surprise I'm all melancholy today because I watched a documentary about MJ last night. It focused mostly on his music -- on his talent, his theatrics, on his album sales, his music videos and all the music industry and world wide records he broke.
I can't name a single artist today who I would lay the mantle of the "next Michael Jackson" on. Seriously, with his death came the end of an era. 30+ years after he started his music career you can still listen to his music and enjoy it! It's timeless! Here's to you Michael Jackson!
Wednesday 20 June 2012
"By Jove I think he's got it!!!"
~~ Sherlock Holmes
Minaudière
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minaudi%C3%A8re
It's not a clutch!!!!! Thank you to the pretentious people at People!
"...at the end of the day some great reward will be coming my way"
~~ Song: Lie To Me, by Depeche Mode from the album Some Great Reward
So officemate leaves the office and returns...in lycra spandex tank and biker shorts. In her usual, passive agressive way of trying to force some kind of comment out of me. It's an old game of hers. And most everyone in the office succumbs to it. But not me. I remained stone.
On to fashion.....
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield
What the frock??!! Black widow and her latest kill? Emma Stone looks vampiric!!! Is this her haute look for the Paris premiere of the movie??? I'm baffled! He actually looks alive and she looks like his plastic life model decoy!!!
A close up of the nightmare.
Looks an awful lot like this dress doesn't it that she wore to the 2012 Golden Globes.She really digs this silhouette and the sheer fabric.
I guess this stands for Kim and Kanye now...Konvenient :P
Dull, soul-less vacant expression. Minimal contact. Yup..it's got to be Kim and Kanye. Those crazy lovebirds can't get enough of each other. Strike that. I think Kim has finally had enough of the make-believe relationship. She's down to holding only one of Evil Kanyevil's fingers! I think she's tired of being second fiddle to the only other shameless fame whore on the planet. And no one told her her dress got caught in her waistband after she came out of the washroom.
Kristen Stewart
Ahhh...good ol' reliable Kristen. Looking like she rolled out of some metrosexual guy's bed and hour late and threw his suit on and ran off to the Sydney premiere of Snow White and the Huntsman.
So officemate leaves the office and returns...in lycra spandex tank and biker shorts. In her usual, passive agressive way of trying to force some kind of comment out of me. It's an old game of hers. And most everyone in the office succumbs to it. But not me. I remained stone.
Now she’s back. Sniffing
and gasping and gulping audibly…while sitting in the office still in her gym
attire.
I know that this is a test of my nerves and will. I know that somewhere in the universe my
sanity is on trial.
Why else would I be forced to share an office with this
person. There’s some great meaning
behind my suffering.
This can’t be meaningless torment on my part. It can’t be!!!! On to fashion.....
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield
What the frock??!! Black widow and her latest kill? Emma Stone looks vampiric!!! Is this her haute look for the Paris premiere of the movie??? I'm baffled! He actually looks alive and she looks like his plastic life model decoy!!!
A close up of the nightmare. Looks an awful lot like this dress doesn't it that she wore to the 2012 Golden Globes.She really digs this silhouette and the sheer fabric.
I guess this stands for Kim and Kanye now...Konvenient :P Dull, soul-less vacant expression. Minimal contact. Yup..it's got to be Kim and Kanye. Those crazy lovebirds can't get enough of each other. Strike that. I think Kim has finally had enough of the make-believe relationship. She's down to holding only one of Evil Kanyevil's fingers! I think she's tired of being second fiddle to the only other shameless fame whore on the planet. And no one told her her dress got caught in her waistband after she came out of the washroom.
Kristen Stewart
Ahhh...good ol' reliable Kristen. Looking like she rolled out of some metrosexual guy's bed and hour late and threw his suit on and ran off to the Sydney premiere of Snow White and the Huntsman.
Tuesday 19 June 2012
"Extra Extra Read All About it!"
~~ random oldie tymie newspaper boy!
These are your headlines for June 19th, 2012
Outfit comprised of body function colours spotted in the Timmie's line up. Sources confirm this was an employee, in her early 30's. Witnesses state her brown tube skirt was inappropriately short for a workplace and her suspected age and her ultra clingy yellow top left nothing to the imagination. Authorities confirm that this colour combination should be relegated strictly to children under the age of 9 and authorities will be pressing charges.
In other news, a certain individual usually completely devoid of colour purchased a white t-shirt yesterday from Old Navy. Witnesses say this individual has been jumpy and nervous all morning expecting random bits of dirt, dust or other dark coloured matter to be inexplicably attracted to said white shirt thus marring her complete outfit. Doctor's state this level of paranoia is not uncommon in women of such advanced age and other tell tale signs of this level of crazy include eating cupcakes that have been sitting open in a cafeteria for an indeterminate amount of time, but refusing packaged homemade baked goods. Caution must be taken when socializing with such individuals as their mania can cause intense levels of confusion and exhaustion in the sane.
And now your weather report:
Hot. And Getting Hotter.
In Sports:
The Local Squirrel Dodging Championship started in Upper East Scarborough this morning. Two black juvenile squirrels narrowly missed the front passenger wheel hub of the late model car giving the squirrels a two-nil victory over the vehicle. Competition begins again this afternoon and continues all week.
World Cup fever is spreading across the city with a random construction working fist pumping a speeding Volkswagen with a Portugal flag stuck to the window. No word yet on whether the driver even noticed, but a number of other commuters did manage a chuckle at the fan's awkward display.
Tonight's headline: Random construction worker, on signal duty and responsible for directing construction and local traffic causes 9 car pile up while fist pumping a speeding Volkswagen with a Portugal flag stuck to the window.
Bobby Brown got married in Hawaii.
EGADS!!Has this woman been living under a rock? I expect to see her on that show Who Did I Marry? on Netflix very soon.
This is NOT something I need to see. STOP EATING YOUR BOOBS MADGE!!! I know people say sex sells, but I think her rack has reached its expiry date. Time to take it off the shelves Madonna.
Yikes! Her hair is NOT the worst thing pictured here! That's saying alot!
Y'all know I love a good cape!! :)
These are your headlines for June 19th, 2012
Outfit comprised of body function colours spotted in the Timmie's line up. Sources confirm this was an employee, in her early 30's. Witnesses state her brown tube skirt was inappropriately short for a workplace and her suspected age and her ultra clingy yellow top left nothing to the imagination. Authorities confirm that this colour combination should be relegated strictly to children under the age of 9 and authorities will be pressing charges.
In other news, a certain individual usually completely devoid of colour purchased a white t-shirt yesterday from Old Navy. Witnesses say this individual has been jumpy and nervous all morning expecting random bits of dirt, dust or other dark coloured matter to be inexplicably attracted to said white shirt thus marring her complete outfit. Doctor's state this level of paranoia is not uncommon in women of such advanced age and other tell tale signs of this level of crazy include eating cupcakes that have been sitting open in a cafeteria for an indeterminate amount of time, but refusing packaged homemade baked goods. Caution must be taken when socializing with such individuals as their mania can cause intense levels of confusion and exhaustion in the sane.
And now your weather report:
Hot. And Getting Hotter.
In Sports:
The Local Squirrel Dodging Championship started in Upper East Scarborough this morning. Two black juvenile squirrels narrowly missed the front passenger wheel hub of the late model car giving the squirrels a two-nil victory over the vehicle. Competition begins again this afternoon and continues all week.
World Cup fever is spreading across the city with a random construction working fist pumping a speeding Volkswagen with a Portugal flag stuck to the window. No word yet on whether the driver even noticed, but a number of other commuters did manage a chuckle at the fan's awkward display.
Tonight's headline: Random construction worker, on signal duty and responsible for directing construction and local traffic causes 9 car pile up while fist pumping a speeding Volkswagen with a Portugal flag stuck to the window.
In Celebrity News and Fashion:
Bobby Brown got married in Hawaii.
EGADS!!Has this woman been living under a rock? I expect to see her on that show Who Did I Marry? on Netflix very soon.
This is NOT something I need to see. STOP EATING YOUR BOOBS MADGE!!! I know people say sex sells, but I think her rack has reached its expiry date. Time to take it off the shelves Madonna.
Yikes! Her hair is NOT the worst thing pictured here! That's saying alot!
Y'all know I love a good cape!! :)
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