Wednesday 22 August 2012

"Johnny, la guente esta muy loca"

~~ song, Loca People by Sak Noel

Yeah...it's been a while.  This post is just for the sake of posting and reminding the world that we're not dead...just on hiatus.

It's also a nod to the fact that its the end of the day, I'm alone and finally free to troll my usual sites for gossip and notable fashion disasters...like this one from Gwynneth Paltrow.


GWYNETH PALTROW photo | Gwyneth Paltrow
Is she promoting Granola GOOP -- a new dirty hippie line I don't know about?? She was at a movie screening in East HAMPTON!!!  I guess that's the dodgy side of the Hampton's.  Does Hampton have a dodgy side??  BTW....icky toes Gwynnie


It keeps getting better people!!!!  :My favourite questionable celebrity mAnnalynne McCord.
 ANNALYNNE MCCORD photo | AnnaLynne McCord There are no words for whatever this is.  BTW...she's at a Friends to Mankind charity event!!!!  I googled and found out what the charity is about: Friends to Mankind (FtoM) is an international non-profit foundation that works with individuals, corporations and philanthropic organizations towards the betterment of humanity. 
Sounds a little like George Kostanza's Human Fund...but I'll give it the benefit of the doubt.  Annalynne is no friend of humanity in this dragtastic "ensemble".


Now Jordin Sparks is in a movie with the late great Whitney Houston.  Not sure what it's called but I hope it's better than Mariah Carey's Glitter.  Hmm...what's it called again. Can't quite put my finger on it.  Perhaps her outfit will provide some kind of clue....
Hmmm.... Bridal?  I'll take an E: The untold story of Vanna White? Pageant Girl?  I'm so distracted by her sparkly bosom....the title escapes me.





JORDIN SPARKS photo | Jordin Sparks

And finally Maria Menounos...still a sloppy mess.I don't think she ever truly recovered from her infamous birthday party pass around with The Donald and the Douche Bag.
MARIA MENOUNOS photo | Maria Menounos