" I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, When he made Pearl Harbor. "

~~ song from Team America: World Police

Here's what you missed today:

1.) Snow. Lots of it. Methinks you planned that.
2.) My coworker and I working our BUTTS off since yesterday to have our manager's presentation ready, and as we are walking out the door our other coworker asks "Do you need me to help with anything?" The response: You ask this NOW??!?
3.) So much wooooork! *breath*

Ok. Now on to the good stuff!



SJP Channels DF

As in Dakota Fanning, child star. Yes I know DF's not such a child anymore, but she still dresses like one. And so does SJP on occasion. The weird tiered top, the daisies, the fringe...I don't get it! And her eye makeup is very scary.

Hellooo Angie!

No, not that Angie. The relegated-to-TV-fame Angie - Harmon. But she could walk the Oscars in this - THIS! is how you rock a metallic gown with plunging neckline. She's stunning.

....As opposed to this. Ya we get it, you're an "Angel" but this dress is doing nothing for you. I can't call that neckline a plunge - it's more like a deep sea dive. Apparently, Victoria has no secrets.

Fashionism Fail

Just a little chuckle from me. This is not Julianna Hough. She does not need to tame her curly hair. FAIL.

"DUCK! ... That's not a duck, it's a ... PELICAN!!"

~~ Dory and Marlin from Finding Nemo

Zing!!  Did you see that?  Yet another staffer gets the boot! From way out in left field no less!  What is going on around here!  It's practically Armageddon!

Though I have been told by one who knows that this is the time of year you do these things:  Always on a Thursday so if you need to contact any resources to cope you can as there one business day left and before the end of November -- definitely before Christmas but also something to do with finance and month end.  Real sympathetic stuff! (insert rolling eyes here)

Well...I'll let Queen sign off on this post...

"Oh you don't know what's good for bad!"

~~  Will Ferrel as Megamind

Letters from the Admin...

Dear Random lady in hallway,
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...courtesy of your red velvet shoes and matching red sweater.  Is there an office party I don't know about.  I must have missed the memo and you must have missed the 80's by a few decades.  Please give me a few more weeks of downtime...I'm still recovering from Hallowe'en.

Dear Coughy McCoughsalot on the bus,
Robitussin.  Know about it.

Dear Officemate,
At this time I'd like to quote the Fine Young Cannibals -- She drives me crazy!  Like no one can! 


Now...on to something we here at the Diaries like to call...

SEPARATED AT BIRTH!!

Fraternal twins perhaps???