Avert your eyes

That's the theme for this post.  EGADS people!!!
Brit Brit on her way to a "boutique" in WeHo -- what to buy clothes and throw out this outfit?  I certainly hope so.  There is no bra under there people!!!!
For a while she seemed to be dressing okay immediately after her break up.  I guess the crazy has finally settled in!





And there is absolutely NO EXCUSE for this Mariah?!!  I don't even think she attempted this when she first came out and was young enough and not someone's mother?  And no I'm not referring to her third child Nick Cannon!

"We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman. She's a hundred years old, and she weighs over two hundred... tons." "This enourmous woman will devour us all! Ahh!" "Er, I meant the statue..."

~~ The Simpsons, Barber Shop Quartet episode



Or in my case bug!
I put some papers down, turned my back for less than 30 seconds and turned around to find a silver dollar sized beetle sitting on the same papers!! It's winter! No idea where this monstrous creature came from!  It may have had wings. It was up on the desk!  No idea how it got there. 
I went into flight mode and tried to make a break for it...but I needed to fax the documents it was currently sitting on. So I beat the bejeebies out of it with my shoe and stomped on it a few times to be sure.
I'm still shaking!  If it was flying I would have handed over the keys to my office and just gone home.
Unfortunately, it left bug guts on the document...and I had to go and request another original to file.
This is just not my week.  Everytime I see somehting out of the corner of my eye I need to check that it wasn't a scout beetle from some colony that's taken residence up in my office and they're now planning the first wave of their assault to take over the world.

"And F#@! you, Rock and Roll!"

~~ lyrics from Rock N' Roll (Will Take You to the Mountain) by Skrillex

** Le sigh**
This image pretty much sums up my most predominant thought this morning.





Oh and that "I'm not going to save a printout...I'm going to get the boss to walk me through the process again" dig at me today. 
Damn right you better get the manager to walk you through the process you:
a) already walked through with her the same time I did; b) I have already also walked through with you;
c) I walked you thru again once this year; d) You've already done twice on your own this year...

Cuz I sure as shit ain't doin it!

It just galls me that they call her a technical wizard and are considering giving her the exclusive task of database manager -- when the boss makes a change to a database that she has super admin access to and is just a copy of the other three she manages -- and she can't figure it out???
Correction -- she can she just wants to make herself look so stupid others will tell her what to do and ultimately do it for her so she gets out of it.  It must take a lot of effort to pretend to be that useless.