Tuesday 4 September 2012

"On the road again, I can't wait to get on the road again..."

song title: On the Road Again by Willie Nelson

Appropriate post title on at least two levels.  Firstly, Buffy is off traversing the mid-country this week.
Second...I'm recently returned to the grind and wishing I had won the lottery last month so I could be on the road again!  **sigh** No rest for the weary.

I hope you've escaped the humidity today B!  Even I'm complaining. Not about the heat mind you...but the smell.  One office smells like a green house.  Not great but tolerable.  One common room smells like a washroom. Ick!  And one section of a hallway smells like all the zoo enclosures put together -- dank, musty and poopy!  GAG!

In my only wandering session for the day I ran into a walking nightmare.  Buffy...I'm so glad we have each other.  You'd never, EVER let me perpetrate the following crimes (especially not in one outfit like this lady).
First let's be clear -- me commenting on people's weight is like the pot calling the kettle black.  I'm not criticizing, merely making a point. Some sizes should not be attempting some silhouettes.
This lady was simply plump -- kind of apple shaped. Wearing a white, widestrap, lace front tank with a sheer back. She had the decency to layer another white tank underneath.  So it's clinging and outlining all of her landscaping in the midsection.  Unflattering.  Her tan stretchy pants were too short and she had chunky heel black booties showing underneath.  I've tried the "boots under the too short pants" trick before.  It don't work. I scurried past trying to hide my "O" face...i was just shocked.  That's what one week of vacation will do to a person...I've become sensitized to these atrocities again.  Time to troll the websites to work up my tolerance level again.  Let's see what Kardi is up to these days.
"O" Face


UPDATE:
Gah!  Kardi! Those boots!! MY EYES!!!!  And they come in black too!!! Ridiculous!
 


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